My Screenplay

I've made some noise about my screenplay, but now I'm not just blowing smoke - I finished it! Look for English Only in your local multiplex (or more likely art house) in a couple of years. Unfortunately, unlike the book biz, where self-publication has become a viable and inexpensive option, producing one's own movie on the cheap is less likely. So, if you know anyone in the movie biz, send 'em my way!

My comic novel Animal Cracker is still up and climbing the charts at authonomy.com. Check it out!

Have a great long weekend!

Two contests

I must have an ego the size of a walnut. In the interest of expanding it to peach-size, I have entered two popularity contests.

In my quest to enjoy a vacation of hard labor in Brazil, I began in 47th place (out of 70 contestants) and have worked my way up to 22nd. Go friends and family who vote for me daily!!!!

My novel ANIMAL CRACKER now appears on authonomy.com. I began life there at 3700 and I'm now up to 1100. If I reach the top, Harper Collins, which owns the site, will take a look. So, if you care to drop in on the authonomy site and see a very different version of my prose style, feel free.

You can read my book!

Yes, it's true. I've posted my comic novel, Animal Cracker, on a site owned by Harper Collins called Authonomy. Those books judged the most popular (by being "backed" by readers) actually have a shot at publication by Harper Collins.

Yes, while my trip to Brazil popularity contest continues, I've entered another. Why do I keep competing in these? Perhaps it's time to return to the shrink. Hmmmmm....

In any case, feel free to read my book. It's all there. I hope you laugh. Here you go: Animal Cracker by Andi Brown